I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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