It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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