We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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