loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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