I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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