At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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