my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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