he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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