i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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