it was like his penis was on wheels.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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