i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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