last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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