why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
