like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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