her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
