and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i don't like sucking hair
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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