it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
The air taste purple.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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