If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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