are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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