its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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