do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I'm having to shit out rocks
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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