If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
whose parrot is this?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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