First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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