what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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