Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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