he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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