oh fat girl friday strikes again...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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