Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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