So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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