They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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