The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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