This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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