Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
This girl is more easily done than said...
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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