I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
