Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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