what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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