Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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