4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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