dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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