i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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