Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
