You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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