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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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