So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
