So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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