he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You were trust falling into bushes
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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