gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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