I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i may or may not be watching the land before time
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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