brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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