I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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