im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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