Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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