No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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