Porn is love you can see.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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